I will never get a man..

..because today I learned I can't iron. I never thought that this internship would make me feel like less of a woman. I was given the task of ironing sheets today and thought it would be a breeze. I was wrong. It was one of the hardest things in my life (which tells you that I have had a pretty easy life thus far). I struggled with the ironing and felt my femininity threatened.

Now I'm feeling pretty manly. Not really, because I'm not obsessed with the size of my genitals and my forearms are fairly weak.

That wasn't fair of me to judge the sexes so unfairly. Oh well.

Here's how I'm making money next. We'll see if that pans out.