hold your horses there with these demands. if i would have known, i would have dragged my ill self out of bed to let you interns in. so, sor-ry.

besides this, we're arranging a two-date tour with nineties musical phenoms, hanson. first, they're going to have a blow-out, end-of-the-world performance at daniel hug gallery in la. free beer, food, cds, paintings, clothes, cigarettes, and kisses from hanson. after this, they're coming to nyc to play a super-duper double-dog secret show at zingmagazine's preview party. watch out, world! hanson's back! MMMMMM BOOPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tonite, knicks game, compliments of zingmagazine. the other week the circus came to town. elephants marching under the east river, down 34th st to madison square garden. they held each other's tails with their noses. hopefully the circus left town, otherwise you gonna have so splainin' to do, msg!

after that, drug party. we're going to snort our deceased relatives. then fall out of trees.