* okay y'alls, maybe not a total pantsplitter, but ive been feeling like a jerk because my zipper fly is always falling down and im getting nasty looks from the ladies...and hot leers from the gents!
*a cohort and i were beating the mailing pile into submission, getting ready to send out our little zing's across the globe. thank heavens for sticker stamps, i cannot imagine the hallucinations that would have been induced by the endless licking of stamp adhesive....hmm...then again...
*inferno! zing had a two minute fire drill today because the building next store was actually freaking ablaze. wait.....! hot new term, take a note webster...CRAZE ABLAZE! it was cool though cause i brought my croissant and coffee, so i was set in case things went sour quick. luckily thanks to our boys in black (and fluoro yellow) the conflagration was quickly taken care of, and all is well at grand & wooster again.
*today in history: russian people embrace the mcfatty ideal
the first mcdonalds in the then soviet union opened today, 18 years ago, in moscow. 30,000 people got their cabbage pie on (ummm...?), discovered something called customer service, and a big pile of processed crap called a beeg mak. delicious!
*zing office of continuing education - monday i started norwegian class, or norsk! wish me luck. heres a lil sample, JEG HETER ANONYMOUS INTERN. any guesses?
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