Hello

I would introduce myself but
I can tell you about the ___ details of my life
like how I'm a 5'6" Jewish pastry chef with brown hair and blue (sometimes) eyes
but that's a lie
and confusing because you don't know what's Jewish.
Today I moved boxes and threw some away.
I also went to the post office and admired past issues of
*ZING MAGAZINE*
then I saw A-Rod at work (not zing)
I will try to be more thorough next time
with added visuals perhaps

good night for now,

intern