Zing Files 0001

today is my first day at zing. i got the tour of the place and shortly thereafter i became very acquainted with it, through the measuring of every shelf for storage evaluation. got to watch rockford files while i did it.

my arm got stuck in the subway doors today too. a woman helped me rip it out before the train took off. got a big bumpy bruise on my arm to show for it. it was a good day overall.

Bugs and Magazines

When I walked into the door today I was alerted to the existence of a water beetle in the office.
I handled the situation like an adult by yelling at it and trying to catch it. The bug outsmarted me and is still on the loose.

Then I was alerted to the fact that there are more of these creatures in the office. Damn.

I researched the water beetle today and found that they only come out of the pipes to mate, not for food. Water beetles don't eat people food, they eat algae, but they love to fuck in people's apartments and work spaces. Classy.

The other great event of the day was that some copies of the new issue arrived. Hooray.

*I found that picture when I googled "people with looks of horror"